By: Bruce Campbell
Genre: Fiction,
Humor, Satire
In this novel, author Bruce Campbell uses himself as his
main character, navigating the reader through a fictitious film shoot. Bruce
has just landed a minor role in the film, Let’s
Make Love! starring Hollywood A-listers Richard Gere and Renee Zellweger,
and, pretty much from the start, everything is a disaster. All of his research
leads him into sticky and often ridiculous situations – everything from
wrestling a thief for a pickled penis (yes, you did read that correctly) and
chasing down environmental terrorists in an exaggeratedly oversized Dodge pickup,
to landing himself on the National Security Watch List. Also, he seems to be
bringing a little too much B-movie technique to an A-list film. Is he leaking
the “B-Movie Virus” or is someone on the inside out to sabotage his career?
I’m not really even sure how to describe this novel. It is
definitely comedic, oozing a sense of humor distinctly recognizable as Bruce’s
by any loyal fan (myself included). I loved that I could hear his voice running
through my brain, telling the increasingly outrageous scenarios. At the same
time, those scenarios are what kept me from truly getting into the book. Maybe
it’s because I’m not used to reading books of a satirical nature, but the more
ludicrous the character’s actions became, the less I enjoyed the story.
I felt that all of his travels for “research” were kind of
tossed together, and each chapter was a different research session in a
different part of the country. I found myself often asking, “When the hell did
he get to Washington DC? Wait, he’s in California now, what? Nope, back in New
York.” As laughable as these research sessions became, the jarring jumps
between them confused me. The chapters didn’t really begin to flow together
until the final eight appear and a real story gets rolling.
Bruce, the main character, gets rather annoying. He has the
tendency to pull innocent people into the line of fire. He often has others go
down for his mistakes, or drags them along on his crazy adventures, only for
them to get into serious trouble for aiding him in some way. By the end I was
like, “Dammit, Bruce, quit getting people into trouble!” Also, he’s arrogant,
and even though it’s in a self-deprecating way, it does get a little irritating
in places. I do love this side to him normally – both in his acting and on his
twitter account, but in the book, it did tend to get on my nerves.
I’m not saying this is a bad book. It’s very funny – Bruce has
a unique sense of humor that has been an obvious part of him since his early
acting days. It also moves rapidly once you begin reading it, but it lacks
substance to me. I could put it down for days and not feel the urge to pick it
back up again because, personally, the story didn’t do anything for me. It was
good for a one-time read, but nothing I’d visit again.
Overall – this is a humorous little jaunt through the making
of a fictitious movie. It’s good mindless fun, best if read with Bruce’s voice narrating
in your head, but overall, nothing spectacular. Still, I love Bruce, and I will
seek out his memoir, If Chins Could Kill:
Confessions of a B-Movie Actor in the future.
6/10
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